Trivial Pursuit!!

My fabled sitemeter, that is ticking away to glory and growing at the same rate as the population of Fiji, has this feature that tells me of the referring URL that has pointed to my blog.

Simply put, it tells me if the reader has arrived at my blog directly, as a result of my not-so-subtle shameless self-promotion, or if there are other sources that have brought them here. Many thanks here to all those people that I've conned into linking my blog on theirs. Too late!!

There are other really interesting search keywords that have brought people to my blog, and some of the search queries are pretty befuddling. For more proof -

• inject gluteal
• gluteal injection & nurses
• scared of injections
  
• mandira bedi fan club

(what the?????)

• teri behan ki

(search query put in by someone with a lot of imagination so far as cuss words are concerned)

• painful butt injection
• Mysore mallika (myway search)

(dude, search for a porn movie correctly, you don't even know its fricking name. What a retard!)

• Bee Sting BDSM

(Now isn't that a candidate for the thing that most of us are least looking forward to!)

• excuse for being off work after wasp sting

(nice, I like the way you think!)

• hot pic of mandira bedi in cricket commentary
• enjoy injection woman gluteal

(downright gross)

• things that make you say whoa
• Himmesh+Reshammiya News May 31
• MLK jr. "I had dream"
• "Hari Hari". Oh D-uh!
• fishing, chinki

(too weird to comment on. I wonder what the search query was actually supposed to look for?)

• are mallu nurses in bangalore neat

(prospective match-making aspirant's query. Sure, they're neat, I hope. At least for your sake)

• Free Kamasutra sites

(Now how the hell did my blog come up on such a search query?? Am I dropping way too many more terms and names than is required?)

• pain while sitting, swollen gluteus
• "inspiring questions"+creativity

(sorry, lacking in both)

• south park(revenge sucker)

Now, I have a hunch that whenever people type the queries listed above, they will be directed to my blog with greater frequency. It is but a vicious circle, that!

Thank God for the sitemeter, for having tracked what sort of other weirdos inhabit this planet.

I will keep updating this list....watch this space!