freedom butchers : battle of the half-wits
Just when you thought it couldn't get any better, with George W Bush spewing venomous rhetoric, with oodles of saliva dribbling out of the corner of his mouth, watering at the prospect of waging more wars and fuelling his country's fucked up economy, UBL decided to turn a whole lotta tables, takes up some 'strategic leadership and vitriolic rhetoric 101' classes at ISB (Islamabad School of Business), and comes up with something that would make GWB's speech writers sit up and take notice of the fact that they have competition!
Freedom butcher.
Yes.
You read it right.
In a world that runs mainly on oil, and hot air orally generated by all the gas bags on the planet ( George W is not bothered about the rising oil prices because he talks to his Air Force One fuel tank each morning before setting for any trip, and the hot air he generates is enough to sustain 2 round trips around the globe, non-stop?),Osama finally decided to take some initiative on his own.
Honestly, would you like to lose to George W Bush in any sort of a contest?
Nevermind the fact that he is a 33rd degree Freemason, just like all the other US Presidents were before him. Nevermind also the fact that he leads the country that is allegdly the most powerful one on earth.
A normal average person losing out on anything, specially a battle of words or a war on terror, to someone like GBW would be much more insulting than it would be for Einstein, should Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera, along with N'sync, Reeky Marteen and my other favourite artists ended up formulating the Grand Unified Theory of physics.
To delve into the psyche of a suicide bomber, an umpteen amount of research has gone into profiling and studying their backgrounds. A whole lot of studies have been undertaken to eventually arrive at the grand conclusion that a suicide bomber could be either male or female, Hindu, Muslim, Christian, Jewish, Buddhist or Neutral, could be educated or not, could either be well off or living in dire straits, could possibly be either on the side opposing the party that was harmed, or on the agressor's side and so on and so forth.
Yawn.
How typical.
Do you really think this is a failure on the part of all those brilliant people out there who conducted such heavy duty research to identify and zero in on a person, who could be the next Mohd. Atta? Or would you like to delve into the realm of the obvious and come to the same grand conclusion that I now have?
To all those of us who are not part of the 'great US of A' or in some cases adoringly referred to as 'the great Satan' by some of its adversaries, GWB personifies America.
From a general standpoint, America is Bush, Bush is America.
I know this is not at all true, because they've given us Edison, Martin Luther King Jr, Elvis not to mention Will Smith and the thriving lesbian porn industry, for which I fervently count my blessings.
Isn't it then surprising that people would be so vehemently against the US? Think about it. Did 9/11 take place when Clinton was around?
Even Pearl Harbor is now suspected to be a Japanese faux pas. The planes set off along the wrong side of the globe, and those japasses mistook Korea for Hawaii, and the rest is the second half of World War II, or, if you want me to throw cliche, history. Who would have known that faulty compasses generated by some disgruntled worker in the Mitsubishi factory for manufacturing Zeros changed the world so much, eh?
But the past is past, and there is only the future to sit and mope about.
Anti-US sentiments would most naturally come around in everyone, for the prime reason that the country, to me, resembles a gigantic troll with a club, bashing things, people, places and everything else in its vicinity randomly.
GBW's presence, under these circumstances is as helpful as kerosene oil is for putting out a raging forest fire.
For someone like Osama, who has always had his way with the chicks, been a good stud in college, has billions and billions of dollars, and is generally very good leader material would naturally be offended by the fact that he has to share the world leadership platform with a doofus.
But ladies and gentlemen, now the dude has smartened up. He has learnt invaluable lessons from his adversaries. He has now decided that the only way to make himself visible on the world stage, next to hijacking planes and crashing them into buildings, is to use a whole bunch of gassy words, a ploy of his that would have worked wonders in favour of the world in general and John Kerry in particular, had Osams decided to embark on this course of action orignially instead of attempting to sabotage the Indian IT and outsourcing industry by hijacking planes on a different continent altogether!
Where else do you think terms like freedom butcher would otherwise stem from??
Think about it. Or better still, step away from the monitor, slowly and then run away as fast as you can in the opposite direction.
Better still, head for another planet.
Freedom butcher.
Yes.
You read it right.
In a world that runs mainly on oil, and hot air orally generated by all the gas bags on the planet ( George W is not bothered about the rising oil prices because he talks to his Air Force One fuel tank each morning before setting for any trip, and the hot air he generates is enough to sustain 2 round trips around the globe, non-stop?),Osama finally decided to take some initiative on his own.
Honestly, would you like to lose to George W Bush in any sort of a contest?
Nevermind the fact that he is a 33rd degree Freemason, just like all the other US Presidents were before him. Nevermind also the fact that he leads the country that is allegdly the most powerful one on earth.
A normal average person losing out on anything, specially a battle of words or a war on terror, to someone like GBW would be much more insulting than it would be for Einstein, should Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera, along with N'sync, Reeky Marteen and my other favourite artists ended up formulating the Grand Unified Theory of physics.
To delve into the psyche of a suicide bomber, an umpteen amount of research has gone into profiling and studying their backgrounds. A whole lot of studies have been undertaken to eventually arrive at the grand conclusion that a suicide bomber could be either male or female, Hindu, Muslim, Christian, Jewish, Buddhist or Neutral, could be educated or not, could either be well off or living in dire straits, could possibly be either on the side opposing the party that was harmed, or on the agressor's side and so on and so forth.
Yawn.
How typical.
Do you really think this is a failure on the part of all those brilliant people out there who conducted such heavy duty research to identify and zero in on a person, who could be the next Mohd. Atta? Or would you like to delve into the realm of the obvious and come to the same grand conclusion that I now have?
To all those of us who are not part of the 'great US of A' or in some cases adoringly referred to as 'the great Satan' by some of its adversaries, GWB personifies America.
From a general standpoint, America is Bush, Bush is America.
I know this is not at all true, because they've given us Edison, Martin Luther King Jr, Elvis not to mention Will Smith and the thriving lesbian porn industry, for which I fervently count my blessings.
Isn't it then surprising that people would be so vehemently against the US? Think about it. Did 9/11 take place when Clinton was around?
Even Pearl Harbor is now suspected to be a Japanese faux pas. The planes set off along the wrong side of the globe, and those japasses mistook Korea for Hawaii, and the rest is the second half of World War II, or, if you want me to throw cliche, history. Who would have known that faulty compasses generated by some disgruntled worker in the Mitsubishi factory for manufacturing Zeros changed the world so much, eh?
But the past is past, and there is only the future to sit and mope about.
Anti-US sentiments would most naturally come around in everyone, for the prime reason that the country, to me, resembles a gigantic troll with a club, bashing things, people, places and everything else in its vicinity randomly.
GBW's presence, under these circumstances is as helpful as kerosene oil is for putting out a raging forest fire.
For someone like Osama, who has always had his way with the chicks, been a good stud in college, has billions and billions of dollars, and is generally very good leader material would naturally be offended by the fact that he has to share the world leadership platform with a doofus.
But ladies and gentlemen, now the dude has smartened up. He has learnt invaluable lessons from his adversaries. He has now decided that the only way to make himself visible on the world stage, next to hijacking planes and crashing them into buildings, is to use a whole bunch of gassy words, a ploy of his that would have worked wonders in favour of the world in general and John Kerry in particular, had Osams decided to embark on this course of action orignially instead of attempting to sabotage the Indian IT and outsourcing industry by hijacking planes on a different continent altogether!
Where else do you think terms like freedom butcher would otherwise stem from??
Think about it. Or better still, step away from the monitor, slowly and then run away as fast as you can in the opposite direction.
Better still, head for another planet.
posted by Hari Shenoy @ 12:55 AM
1 Comments:
Where's Ford Prefect??!! ;) (Yes, I bought the omnibus Ultimate Guide :)
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